May 2010
1 post
WatchWhen we were thinking of an idea for the “Write an Episode of Jake and Amir Contest” one of us thought we should write one where Jake’s on the phone but Amir doesn’t realize and thinks he’s talking to him. His idea got shot down almost instantly because the others thought that it was too similar to an older Jake and Amir, called “Britney”. Apparently...
April 2010
1 post
“I got a tattoo with disappearing ink because I thought it would be...”
January 2010
1 post
“My new years tradition is to stare at 12 year old boys genitalia to watch their...”
December 2009
5 posts
“If an office supplies store can be named “Staples”, why can’t...”
“Thoughts of a Horny Nerd:
Kirby probably gives the best blowjobs.”
“I like telling riddles to amputees because they get stumped easily .”
November 2009
4 posts
“I like to sneeze around atheists just to see what they say.”
“They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. I wish that were also...”
“Some gay guy came in my ear and now I have hearing AIDS.”
October 2009
5 posts
“I was playing baseball once and I caught herpes. No wait, it wasn’t...”
“It’s a good thing dogs don’t like cashews, or Shaggy would be eating...”
“If life is like a box of chocolates, does that mean death is that gross...”
September 2009
8 posts
I went to a Yankee game with two girls and I got a double header.
“I wonder how cheerleaders on strike protest.”
“Are socks like condoms for people with foot fetishes?”
“My mom died of natural causes…A tree ate her.”
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Funny video. If they dont follow us and check out our comics/jokes we will highly consider being very mad at them. We’re not kidding around here. Straight up emotional pain.
“I had this very funny Alzheimer’s joke, but I forgot how it went.”
August 2009
28 posts
“I snort bees for the buzz.”
“Why is the sky blue?
Because I killed its parents.”
“What’s the difference between a unicyclist and a pancake?
Nothing, if...”
Top 10 Ways To Cheat On A Test
1) Bring a ton of snapple caps and hope you’re very lucky. 2) Piss on the test and hand it in. The teacher will be so disgusted, he’ll have to give you a 100! Or send you to a therapist… 3) Tattoo the answers to the palm of your hand. Make sure this test is important, though. It’ll only work once. 4) Bribe your teacher with sexual favors…unless they’re the same...
“Don’t let someone take a shower in your house. You may never get it back.”
“I dont understand why no one likes Chex cereal,but when its put in the same bag...”
“My girlfriend has short-term mammary loss. It’s kinda like Memento, except...”
“Before the Civil Rights Movement blacks sat in the back of the bus. Now they sit...”
“Mustard is a condiment. You put it on your weiner.”
“It always takes me forever to travel to Venezuela. Stupid drug...”
“I don’t understand the whole controversy with stem cells. All plants have...”
“I never make fun of urologists because they just get pissed off.”
“What color is George Washington’s white horse?
Brown. Like everything...”
“Apples and machine guns are very similar. They both have the capacity to keep...”
“I used to be a garbageman, but a week ago I was forced to quit because my wife...”
“I feel bad for Madoff’s family. He must have been a pain in the ass to...”
“A man walked into a BAR exam. He didn’t study. Ouch.”
“Do carpenters make their beds every day?”
“Hide and seek is a much easier game when all of your friends have...”
“What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an...”